Saturday, September 07, 2013

Martial Art: Wong Kar-wai's THE GRANDMASTER

In fighting, as in storytelling, one of one’s greatest allies is the element of surprise.  A well-placed strike, an unexpected kick. When I walked into the local cineplex this afternoon, I felt I knew what was coming as I sat down for Wong Kar-wai’s THE GRANDMASTER. And at the risk of sounding hyperbolic, I found it to be the most unexpectedly terrific film I’ve seen in more than a year and possibly the best martial arts picture since Zhang Yimou’s Hero and Takeshi Kitano’s Zatoichi.

What makes it so great?  Intention and detail.  When I first saw the Grandmaster trailers I thought, “Wow, Wong Kar-wai’s doing a genre film again?”  He hadn’t really done one since Ashes of Time in 1994 (and the cine-revisionist Ashes of Time Redux in 2008). In the between years, the man perfected the slow-burn romance drama with In the Mood For Love, 2046 and The Hand – his contribution to the omnibus film, Eros – and brought his sensibilities stateside with the noble Norah Jones and Jude Law-led My Blueberry Nights which wasn’t perfect but grew on and blossomed for me very quickly. So when I saw Tony Leung fighting ten or fifteen random people at night in the rain as the renowned Wing Chun master Ip Man — more recently played with general action flick acclaim by Donnie Yen — I thought it was an unusual step for WKW to make something so popularist, so apparently standard-looking. Like Edward Hopper penciling an issue of a Spider-Man comic. Not a bad move, just… Well, unexpected.

I should have known better.

The Grandmaster is about fighting, both one’s physical opponent and one’s own desires. Part biopic, part action flick… but all art film, and even more so than it appears. A beautiful bait and switch, things start out as you might expect but in the latter half the film’s real strengths are revealed. Lovingly filmed, edited, photographed and performed, it’s not so concerned with badassness, sweeping vistas and operatic theatricality, though there is quite a bit of that in the first half and specific moments in the second and those scenes are still very well done and rank among the best anyone has ever done them. Then the visceral thrill of battle and excitement gives way to a more serene, heartfelt and contemplative second half that fits squarely into WKW’s more recent oeuvre. You realize that you’re watching something different, something that will tug at your emotions as much as it fulfills your need for fight choreography. You feel the fights more when you care about the characters this much, when they’re this well-drawn.

No slap to Donnie Yen’s Ip Man films is intended here.  They’re a lot of fun and remain well-made and well-performed action adventures. WKW’s Grandmaster is just a different take with different artistic concerns.  Steven Spielberg and Tobe Hooper’s Poltergeist and Stanley Kubrick’s The Shining are both haunted house films. One’s a fun, sweet thrill ride and one’s a strange and shattering artistic wonder. The Grandmaster, just as The Shining does with Kubrick, also serves as a reminder about the sure-handed skill of it’s director, Wong Kar-wai..

The guy couldn’t make an average movie if he tried.

(See this thing in a theater, if at all possible. This deserves to make a ton of money. And stay a moment after the credits start. There’s an unexpected midway “gotcha” there that gets a real smile.)

Saturday, August 31, 2013

Note to Self: Do Try To Get Out of the House More Often.



Not much news to report, for now.  Some drama, some highs and lows, some biking, reading and writing. And of course, some movie watching...

Theatrical Reviews
Raiders of the Lost Ark (1981)  ****
The Blues Brothers (1981)  ****
Jurassic Park 3D  ***1/2
The World's End  ***1/2
Europa Report  ***1/2
The Wolverine  ***1/2
Iron Man 3  ***1/2
Only God Forgives  ***
Blue Jasmine  ***
On the Road  ***
Pacific Rim  ***
Stoker  ***
Man of Steel  **1/2
Room 237  **1/2

DVD/Home Video
Streetwise (Documentary, 1984)  ****
Comedian (Doc, 2002)  ****
The Girl Who Leapt Through Time (2006, Japan)  ***1/2
Elevator to the Gallows (France, 1953)  ***1/2
What The @#*! Is Astron-6 (2011, DVD) ***1/2
The Lost Skelton of Cadavera (2001)  ***1/2
Straight to Hell Returns (2011)  ***1/2
In the Heat of the Night (1967)  ***1/2
The Spanish Prisoner (1996)  ***1/2
Experiment in Terror (1962)  ***1/2
State of Grace (1990)  ***1/2
Alive (2002, Japan)  ***1/2
Texasville (1990)  ***1/2
Trespass (1990)  ***1/2
American: The Bill Hicks Story (2009, Doc)  ***
Universal Soldier: Day of Reckoning (2012)  ***
Tom Waits: Burma Shave (1978/2006)  ***
Miami Connection (1987)  ***
The Public Eye (1994)  ***
The Split (1968)  ***
Marlowe (1969)  ***
Metro (1997)  ***
4:44: Last Day On Earth (2011)  **1/2
Doctor Who: The Movie (1996)  **1/2
Meet Monica Velour (2010)  **1/2
The Terrorist (1998, India)  **1/2
Just Imagine (1930)  **1/2
Navajo Joe (1966)  **1/2
Cat Chaser (1989)  **1/2
Parker (2013)  **1/2
Ghost Rider: Spirit of Vengeance (2012)  **
Brainsmasher: A Love Story (1993)  **
Daft Punk: Electroma (2006)  **
Searchers 2.0 (2007)  **
Freaky Deaky (2013)  **
Trespass (2011)  **
Stolen (2012)  **
Crash (1996)  **
Safe (2012)  **
The Blob (1958)  *1/2
A Great Jungle Adventure (Germany, 1982)  *
Cruel Jaws (1995)  *
Zaat (1971)  *

The Films of Brian De Palma
Greetings (1968)  **1/2
Hi, Mom! (1970)  ***
Sisters (1973)  ***
Obsession (1976)  **
Carrie (1976)  ***
The Fury (1978)  **1/2
Dressed to Kill (1980)  ***
Blow Out (1981)  ***
Scarface (1983)  **1/2
Body Double (1984)  ***
Wise Guys (1986)  ***1/2
The Untouchables (1987)  ****
Casualties of War (1989)  ***1/2
The Bonfire of the Vanities (1990)  ***
Raising Cain (1992)  ***
Carlito's Way (1993)  ****
Mission: Impossible (1996)  ***1/2
Snake Eyes (1998)  ***1/2
Mission to Mars (2000)  **
Femme Fatale (2002)  ***
The Black Dahlia (2006)  **

The Films of Dolph Lundgren
Masters of the Universe  ***
Red Scorpion  ***
The Punisher  ***
I Come In Peace  ***
Showdown in Little Tokyo  **1/2
Universal Soldier  **1/2
Army of One / Joshua Tree  **
Johnny Mnemonic  **1/2
Silent Trigger   *1/2
Blackjack   **1/2
The Defender  *1/2
UNISOL: Day of Reckoning  ***
The Expendables  ***
Expendables 2  **1/2

The Films of the 1970s
Serpico (1973)  ****
Two-Lane Blacktop (1971)  ***1/2
Vanishing Point (1971)  ***1/2
Black Sunday (1977)  ***1/2
Little Murders (1971)  ***1/2
Thunderbolt and Lightfoot (1975)  ***
The Last American Hero (1973)  ***
Mother, Jugs & Speed (1976)  ***
Lady Sings the Blues (1972)  ***
The Carey Treatment (1972)  ***
American Hot Wax (1978)  ***
The Onion Field (1979)  ***
Rolling Thunder (1977)  ***
The Seven-Ups (1973)  ***
Charley Varrick (1973)  ***
Coonskin (1975)  ***
The Deep (1977)  ***
Joe (1975)  ***
The Silent Partner (1978)  **1/2
The Organization (1971)  **1/2
Heavy Traffic (1973)  **1/2
Jonathan Livingston Seagull (1973)  **
Aloha, Bobby & Rose (1975)  **
Badge 373 (1973)  **
Hustle (1975)  **
Fuzz (1972)  **
Driller Killer (1979)  *

The Films of the 1980s
Phil Collins: Live at Perkins Palace (1983, TV)  ****
Running Scared (1986)  ****
Miracle Mile (1988)  ****
Videodrome (1983)  ****
Tootsie (1982)  ****
Thief (1981)  ****
Richard Pryor: Live on the Sunset Strip (1982)  ***1/2
Richard Pryor: Here and Now (1983)  ***1/2
Dead Bang (1989)  ***1/2
Wise Guys (1986)  ***1/2
The Company of Wolves (1984)  ***
Grandview, U.S.A. (1984)  ***
Candy Mountain (1988)  ***
Streets of Fire (1985)  ***
The Entity (1981)  ***
Robot Jox (1989)  ***
The Wizard of Speed and Time (1989)  **1/2
Riptide: Pilot Episode (1984, TV)  **1/2
King of the Mountain (1981)  **1/2
Patlabor: The Movie (1989)  **1/2
The Park Is Mine (1986)  **1/2
Heavenly Bodies (1984)  **1/2
Zone Troopers (1985)  **1/2
Little Darlings (1980)  **1/2
Cutter's Way (1981)  **1/2
The Wild Life (1984) **1/2
Eliminators (1986)  **1/2
Stir Crazy (1980)  **1/2
Malone (1987)  **1/2
Metalstorm: The Destruction of Jared-Syn (1983)  **
Richard Pryor: Live in Concert (1979)  **
Fast Lane Fever (Austrailain, 1982)  **
Remote Control (1987)  **
The Ice Pirates (1984)  **
Battletruck (1982)  **
Get Crazy (1983) **
Arena (1986)  **
Bulletproof (1988)  *1/2
Crash & Burn (1989)  *

Books/Comics
Black Coffee Blues (Henry Rollins)  ***1/2
Gonzo: A Graphic Biography of Hunter S. Thompson (Will Bingley & Anthony Hope-Smith)  ***
The Superior Spider-Man #1-7 (Marvel)  ***
Pronto (Elmore Leonard)  ***
All-New X-Men #1-4 (Marvel)  **1/2
The Big-Screen Drive In Theater (Donald Davis)  **

Music/Spoken Word
Escape From New York (score by Alan Howarth) 2013 Vinyl Reissue  ****
Blade Runner (score by Vangelis) 2013 Vinyl Reissue  ***1/2
Drive (score by Cliff Martinez) 2013 Vinyl Reissue  ***1/2
The Wolverine (score by Marco Beltrami)  ***1/2
Daft Punk: Random Access Memories  ***1/2
John Coltrane: Live at the Half Note  ***1/2
Edward Hopper and the Music of New York (jazz standards)  ***
David Bowie: The Next Day  ***
Eric Clapton: Old Sock  ***
mc chris: Friends (EP)  ***
mc chris: Kicks Tape (EP)  **1/2
Hunter S. Thompson's "The Kentucky Derby is Decadent and Depraved" Audio Dramatization  **1/2
Man of Steel (score by Hans Zimmer)  **1/2

Monday, April 15, 2013

The Boston Marathon - 4/15/13


It was a beautiful blue-skied morning as I walked to work with a roommate on her way downtown to the Boston Marathon.  I've had a love/hate relationship with the Marathon for years in that I've often given it a bit of attitude (for the shutdown of local bus service and not being able to cross the street during the race, for example)... but eventually I always fall in line and get swept up in the joy of the occasion and the festivity of the crowds.  The place where I work is located in a well-traveled shopping area neighborhood about two miles from the finish line and is on the actual route of the race itself, so we get to see all the runners and hear all the hoots and hollers of all the supportive people-watchers nearby.  Online for a moment between work moments, I saw that a friend who'd gone down to the finish line had Facebooked something alone the lines of "I just heard explosions in Copley at the Marathon, WTF?"  And my first thought when reading that was that it must've been fireworks or celebration cannons or something and didn't immediately think anything much of it.  (The city sounds-off heavy guns at the Fourth of July on the Esplanade of the Charles River, so it didn't seem a huge stretch at the time.)  Not three minutes later, the Facebook status updates of my local friends began coming in fast and furious.  Then the links to news reports.  And finally one of my co-workers came to my workspace and reported the official word about the bombs going off at the finish line. 

The next moments and hours were sad and surreal.  We all pretty much stopped working for a while as the emergency vehicles of the surrounding areas tore through our area, headed downtown.  I called my Mom and Facebooked friends and family to let them know I was fine.  A longtime friend stopped in from watching the race to see check in and see if we were all present and accounted for.  She and I walked out around the neighborhood to grab a coffee and talk about what was going on.  We saw an oblivious race runner nearly get hit by a speeding squad car.  We saw elderly women at the coffee shop at the exact moment that they learned what was happening.  Hundreds more runners were just jogging along doing their thing, apparently not in possession of cell phones and most likely not knowing a thing about what was happening just two or three miles up the road.  National Guard people climbed into their heavy vehicle and headed off toward the scene.  And most everyone was on their cells or smartphones trying to learn more about the causes and/or casualties.  Eventually the street was closed and emptied, the trains were shut down and the local neighborhood looked as deserted as it does on an early Sunday morning.  Later, I finally heard from my roommate who let us here at the house know that she made it home safe & sound and that she'd fortunately never actually made it downtown to the event, which was a major relief...

At work, we spent most of the rest of the day doing our jobs as usual, checking in on live-streams of local news and chatting with customers about the tragedy.  We watched and listened through all the chaos of the multiple bomb reports, facts and falsehoods, the local law enforcement press conferences, the live shots from Copley Square and the city hospitals, the injury and casualty reports, the pop theories and national news chatter.  They're still piecing everything together as I write this.  There are reports of surveillance pictures of an individual dropping a backpack or backpacks into a trash car or cans as well as news videos and GIFs of the two confirmed blasts at the finish line area and the deep fear and terror of the scared and injured on the scene.

It reminds me of 9/11, of course.  Of getting off that underground commuter rail train that morning, coming up to the street and looking up into the sky, watching for low flying planes and building fires, not knowing anything about what was happening except for the cold facts of the destruction and the dead.

It's only been a little over eight hours.  So far nobody's claimed responsibility and noone seems to know who or why this happened, just yet.  There are no answers just yet and there's actually very little to say.  The local emotional vibe is sorrow, confusion and desire for more information, for a name and a face to put to this terrible event.  Hopefully we'll get them as the night goes on and the time passes.  Tomorrow's a new day and it seems it will be a partly sunny and warm one for this time of year.  It will be one in which the departed will be mourned and survivors will hold each other in tearful relief and thanks.  I, among others I'm sure, am thankful that this attack wasn't as large as it could've been, all things considered, and am also looking forward to the moment when those who did this are identified and brought to justice.  I'm thankful that none of my friends or family were caught in the terror of this afternoon first-hand and am also very sad for the victims that were.  There will be joy and sadness tomorrow.  But we'll rise in the morning and go on with what we do, as they have in New York and London and Paris and everywhere else that suffers the evil work of cowards.  And we'll get through it.  As Patton Oswalt said this morning of the violent and hateful and ignorant,  "The good outnumber you, and we always will."

I have no such quotes for the ages, no answers and not much in the way of spiritual or even helpful advice.  All I have is hope that you are safe and warm with those you love.  And a hope that good is stronger than evil.  Especially in moments like these, when it seems most difficult to believe.

Tuesday, February 19, 2013

Etymology and John McClane


In doing a personal research project regarding the classic (and now over-sequelized) 1988 action film DIE HARD directed by John McTiernan and starring Bruce Willis, I picked up on something kind of interesting...

The expression "yippee-ki-yay," attributed to Roy Rogers by John McClane (Bruce Willis), may or may not have actually been coined by Roy Rogers.  In trying to find the actual very first use of the term, I found some intriguing clips on YouTube.


First were a couple of versions of the song "The Ballad of Pecos Bill" by Roy Rogers and the Sons of the Pioneers. In both the following version (date unknown) and the 1948 version below from the Disney feature film, Pecos Bill, the line is "yippee-i-yay, yippee-i-oh"...



A little closer is the next song, written by Johnny Mercer and performed by Bing Crosby, "I'm An Old Cowhand" from 1936.  It features the expression "yippee-i-oh-ki-yay."


And in this Roy Rogers version of "Git Along Little Dogies" from 1940, he uses the expression "whoopy-ti-yi-oh."


So, did Roy Rogers ever actually say yippee-ki-yay?  Maybe as dialogue in a particular film?  Or on the radio?  Or in a different version of a different song?  I'm not sure. If so, I still haven't found it.  My research continues...  

Also, I'm throwing this last clip in, 'cause it's pretty cute.


And with that, I think I may have done more actual, proper, Die Hard related research than the makers of A Good Day to Die Hard did.


Theatrical Reviews
On the Waterfront (1954)  ****
Ghostbusters (1984)  ****
Evil Dead 2 (1987)  ****
Manhattan (1979)  ****
Chinatown (1974)  ****
Jaws (1975)  ****
Mad Max (1979)  ****
Mad Max 2: The Road Warrior (1981)  ****
Django Unchained  ***1/2
The Fifth Element (1997)  ***1/2
Bronson (2008)  ***1/2
Jack Reacher  ***1/2
Samsara  ***1/2
The Dark Knight Rises  ***
The 'Burbs (1989)  ***
Looper  ***
The Expendables 2  **1/2
The Master  **1/2
To Rome With Love  **
A Good Day to Die Hard  *1/2

DVD/Home Video
The Silence of the Lambs: Criterion Collection (1991)  ****
The Killing: Criterion Collection (1956)  ****
E.T. The Extra-Terrestrial (1982)  ****
Dark Days (Documentary)  ****
Zero Effect (1998)  ****
The Thing (1982)  ****
Heist (2001)  ****
Johnny Carson: King of Late Night (PBS)  ***1/2
Looking For Mr. Goodbar (1977)  ***1/2
Maria Bamford: Plan B (2010)  ***1/2
Escape From Alcatraz (1975)  ***1/2
The Eiger Sanction (1975)  ***1/2
The Long Goodbye (1973) ***1/2
The Brink's Job (1978)  ***1/2
The Rocketeer (1991)  ***1/2
Sid and Nancy (1986)  ***1/2
Futurama: Volume 7  ***1/2
Withnail & I (1987)  ***1/2
Meanwhile (2012)  ***1/2
Mona Lisa (1986)  ***1/2
Real Life (1978)  ***1/2
Haywire (2012)  ***1/2
Hit! (1973)  ***1/2
Check It Out with Dr. Steve Brule: Seasons 1 & 2  ***
80 Blocks From Tiffany's (Documentary)  ***
NY77: The Coolest Year In Hell (Doc)  ***
Resident Evil: Degeneration (anime)  ***
Where the Buffalo Roam (1980)  ***
Tom Waits: Big Time (1988)  ***
Night Fishing (South Korea)  ***
The Cannonball Run (1981)  ***
Private Eye (South Korea)  ***
Rough Cut (South Korea)  ***
The Nickel Ride (1974)  ***
The Quiet Earth (1985)  ***
White Lightning (1973)  ***
The Howling (1981)  ***
Valley Girl (1984)  ***
Class (1983)  ***
Flying Swords of Dragon Tiger Gate (HK)  **1/2
The Sorcerer and the Green Snake (HK)  **1/2
2019: After The Fall of New York (1983)  **1/2
Edge City / Sleep Is For Sissies (1980)  **1/2
Showdown in Little Tokyo (1991)  **1/2
Drive A Crooked Road (1957)  **1/2
Endangered Species (1982)  **1/2
Cannonball Run II (1984)  **1/2
American Flyers (1985)  **1/2
Lady in Cement (1968)  **1/2
The Choirboys (1977)  **1/2
Tony Rome (1967)  **1/2
High-Ballin' (1978)  **1/2
Saturn 3 (1980)  **1/2
Machete (2011)  **1/2
Bad Ass (2012)  **1/2
Busting (1973)  **1/2
Walker (1987)  **1/2
Jaws 2 (1975)  **1/2
Gator (1976)  **1/2
Sliver (1994)  **1/2
Jade (1995)  **1/2
They're Playing with Fire (1984)  **
Return to Boggy Creek (1977)  **
American Anthem (1985)  **
Dawn of the Dead (1978)  **
Diary of a Hitman (1991)  **
Live From Tokyo (Doc)  **
Pink Panther 2 (2009)  **
Thunder Run (1986)  **
Sadako 3D (Japan)  **
Raw Force (1982)  **
Destroyer (1988)  **
Moon 44 (1990)  **
Air Doll (Japan)  **
Zardoz (1974)  **
Wacko (1982)  **
Claws (1977)  **
Howling II: Your Sister Is A Werewolf  *1/2
Casa De Mi Padre (2012)  *1/2
Repo Chick (2009)  *1/2
Terrorvision (1986)  *1/2
R.O.T.O.R. (1989)  *1/2
Grizzly (1976)  *1/2
Grizzly 2: The Predator (Workprint Edition, 1983)  1/2 *
Robbers of the Sacred Mountain (1982)  1/2*

The Films of Humphrey Bogart
San Quentin (1937)  **1/2
Dead End (1937)  ***1/2
You Can't Get Away With Murder (1939)  **1/2
King of the Underworld (1939)  ***
The Return of Doctor X (1939)  **1/2
They Drive By Night (1940)  ***1/2
All Through The Night (1941)  ***1/2
Across the Pacific (1942)  ***
Sahara (1943)  ****
Action in the North Atlantic (1943)  ***
Passage to Marseille (1944)  ***
Dead Reckoning (1947)  ***
Chain Lightning (1949)  ***
Tokyo Joe (1949)  ***
The Enforcer (1951)  ***1/2
Battle Circus (1953)  **1/2

The Films of Wim Wenders
The Scarlet Letter (1973)  **
The American Friend (1977)  ***
Hammett (1982)  ***
Paris, Texas (1984)  ****
Wings of Desire (1987)  ****
Until The End of the World (1991)  ****
Faraway, So Close! (1993)  **1/2
The End of Violence (1997)  ***1/2
Buena Vista Social Club (1999)  ****
The Million Dollar Hotel (2000)  ***
Land of Plenty (2004)  ***
Don't Come Knocking (2005)  **1/2

SeagalFest 2012
Steven Seagal Vs Justin Lee Collins (2011, UK)  ***
Maximum Conviction (2012)  **1/2
The Path Beyond Thought (2001, Doc)  **
The Voice Vs Steven Seagal  (2012, TV)  **

Music/Spoken Word
Maria Bamford: Unwanted Thoughts Syndrome  ****
Com Truise: In Decay  ***1/2
The Dark Knight Rises (score by Hans Zimmer)  ***
The 'Burbs (score by Jerry Goldsmith)  ***
Moon 44 (score by Joel Goldsmith)  **1/2
Mitch Murder: Mars (EP)  ***
Bronson (soundtrack)  ***
The Amazing Spider-Man (score by James Horner)  **1/2
Close Encounters of the Third Kind - Official Dramatized Recording  *

Internet
Ricky Gervais XFM Podcast Seasons 1-4  (YouTube)  ****
The Ricky Gervais Show (HBO/YouTube)  ****
Maria Bamford: The Special Special Special!  (Chill.com)  ***1/2

Literature
Hotel Chronicles (Wim Wenders)  ***1/2
The Old Neighborhood (David Mamet)  ***
Kiss Your Ass Goodbye (Charles Willeford)  **1/2
Gas Station (Joseph Torra)  *

Tuesday, December 11, 2012

The Eighties Experiment

Some of you might know how I've been going through "an 80's thing" for a little while.   Some of you might call that a dramatic understatement.

It all began when I was preparing to write the dream project that I'm sure I've bored most of you about already: the set-in-the-80's sci-fi action-comedy script that I've been kicking around and adding to since I was in high school, back in 1987.  

I thought about all the 80's movies that I loved or even vaguely recalled as a kid.  Stuff about robots, video arcades, super-vehicles, crazy stunts, tough cops, et cetera.  I decided to track down a few of these films that I hadn't seen in years and see them again, many for the first time in twenty years, to see what held up and what didn't and to see if I could fall back into them through their greatness and/or despite their faults.  

The thinking was/is... In order to recapture the adventure, the fun and the greatness of the Best Movies of the 80's, I would have to study the genre film by film and hopefully soak in, even unconsciously, what made them great.  

"Method writing," if you will.

I made a list and started compiling movies and watching them all over again, then added another few titles to the list... and again... and again.  I began with mostly genre stuff (sci-fi, action-adventure) but ended up expanding the list whenever and however I saw fit at any given moment.

Cut to: over a year later... (!)  What started as a twenty-five film list just exploded.  I'm still going at it with a few more titles to go.  But, it's time to grow up again, to finally cut this experiment to an end and move on, or else I'll just keep watching more and more of these flicks, this will never end and I'll never get this thing written -- which is already a far too recurring theme in my current creative output.  Or lack thereof.

I kept a list of how I liked the above 80's movies and figured I'd share it.  Now, please don't look at some of the ratings and think, "How could this fool rate that Burt Reynolds movie over that Clint Eastwood movie?" or "How could he not give that movie I love four stars?"   It's not meant to be the end-all-be-all of movie lists and there's no such thing as a "right" opinion.  To be fair, there are a lot of guilty pleasures on the list that get a pass just because I still find them funnyish or cleverish, personally.

And there are tons of movies that aren't on the list or that I just haven't gotten 'round to watching again.  (I still have Shanghai Surprise, Secret Admirer and The Ice Pirates to watch, for example.)  It's all very subjective and these are just one guy's opinions on an experiment that's been a real blast but has taken faaaaaar too long.   I'm just putting this out there for fun's sake.  For the most part, you'll notice that I like a lot more movies one way or another than I don't. I usually try to find something to praise about a movie, somehow.

Anything that gets two and a half stars ("good") or better gets a recommendation from me of some sort.  Be it some saucy humor, a good bar room brawl, car chase or laser gun fight.  Also, I cheated and put some late 70's movies in there, too, since most of those ones I'd never gotten around to seeing until at least the 80's anyway.  That, or they retain some of the 80's film spirit that I remember so fondly as a kid checking out the new releases wall at the local video shop.  Anyway, here we go.  Compare, contrast, and have fun! 

The Eighties Experiment

Alien (1979)  ****
Aliens (1986)  ****
Back To The Future (1985)  ****
Back To The Future Part II (1989)  ***1/2
Back To The Future Part III (*1990) ***
Beverly Hills Cop (1984)  ****
Beverly Hills Cop II (1987)  ***
The Cannonball Run (1981)  ***
Cannonball Run II (1984)  **1/2
Ghostbusters (1984)  ****
Ghostbusters II (1989)  **1/2
Mad Max (1979)  ****
Mad Max 2: The Road Warrior (1981)  ***1/2
Mad Max: Beyond Thunderdome (1985)  ***1/2
Poltergeist (1982)  ****
Poltergeist II: The Other Side (1985)  **1/2
Poltergeist III (1988)  *1/2
Porky's (1981) ***
Porky's II: The Next Day (1983) **1/2
Porky's Revenge (1985) **1/2
Raiders of the Lost Ark (1981)  ****
Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom (1984)  ****
Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade (1989)  ***1/2
Smokey and the Bandit (*1977) ***1/2
Smokey and the Bandit, Part 2 (1980) **1/2
Smokey and the Bandit, Part 3 (1983) **1/2
Star Wars: A New Hope (*1977)  ****
Star Wars: The Empire Strikes Back (1980)  ****
Star Wars: Return of the Jedi (1983)  ***1/2
Superman (*1978)  ****
Superman II: Theatrical (1980)  ***1/2
Superman II: The Donner Cut (1980/2006)  ***1/2
Superman III (1983)  ***
The Warriors: Original Theatrical Cut (*1979)  ***
The Warriors: Ultimate Director's Cut (2005)  **1/2
Close Encounters of the Third Kind (*1977)  ****
Invasion of the Body Snatchers (*1978)  ****
Fast Times at Ridgemont High (1982)  **** 
E.T. The Extra-Terrestrial (1982)  ****
The Witches of Eastwick (1987)  ****
To Live and Die in L.A. (1986)  ****
A Fish Called Wanda (1988)  ****
The Blues Brothers (1980)  ****
The Untouchables (1987)  ****
This Is Spinal Tap (1981) ****
Lost In America (1985)  ****
Something Wild (1987)  ****
Running Scared (1986)  ****
Raising Arizona (1987)  ****
The Terminator (1984)  ****
Lethal Weapon (1987)  ****
Koyaanisqatsi (1982)  ****
Midnight Run (1988)  ****
Time Bandits (1981)  ****
Blade Runner (1982)  ****
The Shining (1980)  ****
Miracle Mile (1988) ****
Blue Velvet (1985)  **** 
Evil Dead 2 (1987)  ****
Meatballs (*1979)  ****
Die Hard (1988)  ****
Predator (1987)  ****
Airplane! (1980)  ****
Diner (1982)  ****
Buckaroo Banzai Across the 8th Dimension (1984)  ***1/2
Miami Vice: The Prodigal Son (TV, 1985)  ***1/2
Who Framed Roger Rabbit? (1988)  ***1/2
E.T. The Extra-Terrestrial (1982)  ***1/2
Some Kind of Wonderful (1986)  ***1/2
Married To The Mob (1987)  ***1/2
Police Academy (1984)  ***1/2
Risky Business (1982)  ***1/2
At Close Range (1986)  ***1/2
Sid and Nancy (1986)  ***1/2
Bachelor Party (1984)  ***1/2
The Outsiders (1983)  ***1/2
Silver Streak (*1976)  ***1/2
The Big Easy (1986)  ***1/2
Paris, Texas (1984)  ***1/2
The Goonies (1985)  ***1/2
The Natural (1984)  ***1/2
WarGames (1983)  ***1/2
Beetlejuice (1988)  ***1/2
Innerspace (1987)  ***1/2
The Verdict (1982) ***1/2
Mona Lisa (1986)  ***1/2
Manhunter (1985) ***1/2
Body Heat (1981)  ***1/2
Brainstorm (1983) ***1/2
D.A.R.Y.L. (1985) ***1/2
D.C. Cab (1983)  ***1/2
Gremlins (1984)  ***1/2
Stripes (1981)  ***1/2
Foxes (1980)  ***1/2
Barfly (1987)  ***1/2
Tron (1982)  ***1/2
Timerider: The Adventure of Lyle Swann (1983)  ***
Remo Williams: The Adventure Begins (1985)  ***
Max Headroom: The Complete Series (TV) ***
Jo Jo Dancer, Your Life is Calling (1986)  ***
The Falcon and the Snowman (1985)  ***
The Man with One Red Shoe (1987)  ***
Twilight Zone: The Movie (1983)  ***
Young Sherlock Holmes (1985) ***
Bright Lights, Big City (1988)  ***
8 Million Ways To Die (1986)  ***
Tom Waits: Big Time (1988)  ***
The Last Starfighter (1984) ***
The Monster Squad (1987) ***
Brewster's Millions (1985)  ***
Corvette Summer (*1978)  ***
Johnny Handsome (1989) ***
Modern Problems (1981)  ***
Band of the Hand (1986)  ***
Family Business (1989)  ***
Prince of the City (1981) ***
Stormy Monday (1988)  ***
The Quiet Earth (1985)  ***
Vampire's Kiss (1988)  ***
Promised Land (1987)  ***
Doctor Detroit (1983)  ***
Spies Like Us (1986)  ***
Three Amigos (1986)  ***
The Gauntlet (*1977)  ***
Runaway Train (1985) ***
Blue Thunder (1983)  ***
Body Double (1984)  ***
Rumble Fish (1983)  ***
Slam Dance (1987)  ***
Stroker Ace (1981)  ***
The Howling (1981)  ***
Sea of Love (1989)  ***
Crossroads (1986)  ***
Wise Guys (1986)  ***
52 Pick-Up (1986)  ***
Shakedown (1988) ***
Pale Rider (1985)  ***
The 'Burbs (1989)  ***
Valley Girl (1984)  ***
Automatic (1995)  ***
Superfuzz (1982)  ***
Red Heat (1988)  ***
Big Shots (1987) ***
Labyrinth (1986)  ***
Stakeout (1987)  ***
Runaway (1984)  ***
The Stuff (1985)  ***
Convoy (*1978)  ***
Dragnet (1987)  ***
Outland (1981) ***
Colors (1987)  ***
Class (1983)  ***
Cobra (1986) ***
Cop (1988)  ***
2019: After The Fall of New York (1983)  **1/2
Battlestar Galactica: The Movie (*1978)  **1/2
The Philadelphia Experiment (1986) **1/2
Gremlins 2: The New Batch (1990)  **1/2
The Pope of Greenwich Village (1984)  **1/2
Battle Beyond the Stars (1980)  **1/2
A Prayer For The Dying (1987)  **1/2
Wanted: Dead Or Alive (1986) **1/2
The Manhattan Project (1985) **1/2
Maximum Overdrive (1985)  **1/2
Concrete Cowboys (1979)  **1/2
Sharky's Machine (1982)  **1/2
The Golden Child (1986)  **1/2
The Delta Force (1986)  **1/2
American Drive-In (1985) **1/2
The Last Dragon (1985) **1/2
Cloak & Dagger (1985) **1/2
Action Jackson (1988) **1/2
Weird Science (1986)  **1/2
Capricorn One (*1979) **1/2
Streets of Fire (1984)  **1/2
Invasion U.S.A. (1985)  **1/2
Chopping Mall (1983)  **1/2
Mike's Murder (1984)  **1/2
Flash Gordon (1980)  **1/2
Times Square (1980) **1/2
The Survivors (1983)  **1/2
Return to Oz (1985)  **1/2
Dreamscape (1983)  **1/2
Silver Bullet (1985)  **1/2
Solarbabies (1986)  **1/2
The Wraith (1987)  **1/2
Spaceballs (1987)  **1/2
Nighthawks (1981) **1/2
Quicksilver (1986)  **1/2
Quiet Cool (1986)  **1/2
Megaforce (1983)  **1/2
Neighbors (1981)  **1/2
Reckless (1984)  **1/2
Explorers (1986)  **1/2
Raw Deal (1986)  **1/2
The Gate (1986)  **1/2
Six Pack (1982)  **1/2
Saturn 3 (1980)  **1/2
Trancers (1985)  **1/2
Scarface (1983)  **1/2
Wisdom (1987)  **1/2
Walker (1987)   **1/2
Zapped! (1982)  **1/2
Gotham (1988)  **1/2
Perfect (1985)  **1/2
Stick (1985)  **1/2
Tank (1984)  **1/2
Dune (1984) **1/2
Heat (1986)  **1/2
The Postman Always Rings Twice (1981)  **
Give My Regards to Broad Street (1984)  **
They're Playing with Fire (1984)  **
The Legend of Billy Jean (1985)  **
My Science Project (1985)  **
American Anthem (1985)  **
Enemy Territory (1987)  **
Comin' At Ya' (1981)  **
Logan's Run (*1976)  **
Thunder Run (1986)  **
Enemy Mine (1985)  **
Spacecamp (1986) **
Nightflyers (1987)  **
Def-Con 4 (1985)  **
Destroyer (1988)  **
Fear City (1984) ** 
Drive-In (*1976)  **
Cyclone (1987)  **
Tomboy (1985)  **
Wacko (1982)  **
House (1986)  **
Making Contact (1986)  *1/2
Jake Speed (1986)  *1/2
Star Crash (*1978)  *1/2
Terrorvision (1986)  *1/2
Breathless (1984)  *1/2
Joysticks (1983)  *1/2
Krull (1983)  *1/2
Firewalker (1986) *
Grizzly (*1977)  * 1/2 star
Grizzly II (1983 Workprint Edition)  * star
The Galaxy Invader (1985)   * star

Tuesday, July 10, 2012

New York / Boston - Summer 2012







Theatrical Reviews
Wild At Heart (1990)  ***1/2
Moonrise Kingdom  ***1/2
Cure For Pain: The Mark Sandman Story (Documentary)  ***
The Amazing Spider-Man  **1/2


DVD/Home Video
The Stunt Man (1980)  ****
Spider-Man 2 (2004)  ****
Lone Star (1996)  ****
Spider-Man (2002)  ***1/2
The Falcon and the Snowman (1985)  ***
Alien: Resurrection (1987)  ***
Vampire's Kiss (1988)  ***
Spider-Man 3 (2007)  ***
Slam Dance (1987)  ***
Automatic (1995)  ***
Conflict (1945)  ***
Invasion U.S.A. (1985)  **1/2
Return to Oz (1985)  **1/2
Looking for Lenny (2011)  **
Logan's Run (1976)  **
House (1986)  **
Making Contact (1986)  *1/2

Internet
The Maria Bamford Show (YouTube)  ****

Literature
LaBrava (Elmore Leonard)  ***1/2
When the Women Come Out to Dance (Elmore Leonard)  ***
The "Alien" Quartet (David Thompson)  **1/2

Friday, June 08, 2012

More Human Than Human?


Here's a conceptual question I'll throw out there for those who might be interested...  Is David Evil ?

He's an android, so by definition I'll assume he's programmable be it by use of programmed code or voice commands.  But he only seems programmable by Peter Weyland.  Though it's never explicitly stated, he seems to consider only Weyland his master (attending to him like a son).  David is defiant with Vickers (a suggested brother/sister sort of hate relationship which made me, too, believe that Vickers was in fact also a synthetic for a while - which could have been more interesting).  He often refuses to obey direct orders from various people, especially Shaw.   Not only does he not care about humans in any sort of identifiable way, he goes out of his way to lie to them, seemingly calculating equations of chance and intentionally infecting Holloway, which kills Holloway and leads to the near death of Shaw and the possible destruction of the entire mission and crew.  In fact, the his only real selfless act is trying to reach Holloway and Shaw during the storm and cable-pull them back to safety.  I suspect he only did this, though, to protect his Holloway Experiment.  Or possibly because Shaw intrigues him.  (He watches her hypersleep dreams and later snidely compliments her "survival instincts."  Very much like Ash marvels at the Xenomorph in the 1977 original.  Coincidence?)

Do we believe that he was, perhaps, programmed by Weyland to bring him a cure from the Engineers for his old age infirmaries no matter what the cost?  Or...  Do we think that he's simply exercising free will?  Perhaps he was never given the big three Prime Directives in his programming.  Do we think he has the ability to ignore them?  Bishop (Aliens) does say that earlier "artificial people" models were "a little twitchy," directly referring to Ash (Alien) but by proxy also perhaps referring to the much further back "David" android models. How much free will do we think David has?  Bishop seems to have less, citing his "behavioral inhibitors."  Ash seemed to have quite a bit, though he seemed to break down (go berserk) when forced into making the tougher choices of mission vs crew.

Interestingly, Scott chooses to end Prometheus by having the much-beset-upon Shaw rocket off into the unknown universe in search of the Engineers... alongside the severed but still capable head of David: the very person (android) who was directly responsible for the death of all her peers as well as her own alien pregnancy, near death in alien-child birth, near murder at the hands of both the Engineer and the Tentacle Monster and near-asphyxiation -- and near-crushing from the giant crashing Engineer Ship -- on LV-223's surface.. with Shaw none the wiser as to the nature of her tormentor and with him getting next to no comeuppance aside from being beheaded - which seems to him to be more of an annoyance than anything else.  Sending Shaw off into space with the very being who destroyed her whole life seems... an odd choice... for Prometheus' ending.


Unless David's had some sort of personal epiphany, Shaw would seem to be in a position of even more danger by film's end, trapped alone with perhaps the single most untrustworthy piece of cinematic hardware since the HAL-9000.   Then again, Ridley Scott similarly put everyone's most beloved psychotic killer, Doctor Lecter, onto a plane headed for safer pastures, minus a piece of his own body (his hand), back in 2001's Hannibal, so such a thing is in his history.   Hmm...

The HAL-9000 (machine) +  Hannibal Lecter (human) =  David (human-like machine)?

Theatrical Reviews
The Avengers  ****
Men in Black 3D  ***
Prometheus  **1/2

DVD/Home Video
Aliens (1986)  ****
Diner (1982)  ****
Swimming to Cambodia (1987)  ***1/2
The Outsiders (1983)  ***1/2
Galaxy Quest (1999)  ***1/2
The Cruise (1998)  ***1/2
Foxes (1980)  ***1/2
Barfly (1987)  ***1/2
Alien 3: The Assembly Cut (DVD)  ***
Bukowski: Born Into This (2003)  ***
Ninja Kids!!! (Japan, 2011)  ***
Band of the Hand (1986)  ***
Convoy (1978)  ***
The Jerky Boys: The Movie (1995)  **1/2
Wake Up, Ron Burgundy! (2004)  **1/2
Battle Beyond the Stars (1980)  **1/2
Concrete Cowboys (1979)  **1/2
Mike's Murder (1984)  **1/2
The Survivors (1983)  **1/2
Megaforce (1983)  **1/2
Neighbors (1981)  **1/2
The Gate (1986)  **1/2
Gotham (1988)  **1/2
1408  **1/2
Highlander 2: Renegade Version (1991/1995)  **
Give My Regards to Broad Street (1984)  **
The Mechanic (2010)  **
Fire With Fire (1986)  **
Nightflyers (1987)  **
Fire Birds (1990)  **
Evolution (2001)  **
Tomboy (1985)  **
Cyclone (1987)  **
Star Crash (1978)  *1/2

Books
The Friends of Eddie Coyle (George V. Higgins)  ***
Ronin (Frank Miller)  ***

Music/Spoken Word
Paul McCartney & Wings: Wingspan  ****
Henry Rollins: Northhampton, MA (May, 2011)  ***1/2
Thief (score by Tangerine Dream)  ***1/2
B.B. King: The Best of B.B. King  ***1/2
B.B. King: Six Silver Strings  ***
Moonrise Kingdom (score by Alexande Desplat)  ***
Nightflyers (score by Tangerine Dream)  ***
The Avengers (score by Alan Silvestri)  ***
Rush: 2112  ***
Men in Black III (score by Danny Elfman)  **1/2
Prometheus (score by Marc Streitenfeld)  **1/2

Friday, April 20, 2012

From Alien to Prometheus: Visions of Time



Alien: Perfect suspense horror.

Aliens: Perfect suspense action.

Alien 3: Some big mistakes, but decent performances.  I prefer the DVD box set extended-cut to the theatrical.

Alien Resurrection: Also some big mistakes but it's solid b-movie comic book fun.  Love Sigourney... but I wish the film were smarter.

One thing that bothers me about the Alien series is all the time jumps.  I understand that Alien takes place in the year 2115.  I can buy that.  It would probably take that much time to get us into space so often that we'd have regular freight routes like the Nostromo might use.  Then Aliens jumps 57 years to 2172 and that's fine since that duration seems plausible enough for Ripley to have been floating around out there (her daughter and friends back home have passed on, she's Sleeping Beauty).  Aliens leaves her, Newt and Hicks in cryostasis again until Alien 3 picks up... when?  My research doesn't turn up a listing for the year that Alien 3 takes place in, though I feel that it's meant to take place immediately after Aliens.  So, timewise, Aliens and Alien 3 are pretty much one long movie.  And after Alien 3 comes to a close, we jump 200 years ahead to Alien Resurrection, presumably set in 2372.

And all that's changed in 250 years, from Ripley's basic Alien timeline and the Resurrection timeline is...  Cloning?  Laser-melted alcohol?  Sexier androids (Ryder)?  Galactic freighters don't seem to have changed much, nor language, recreational sports (basketball), sexual attitudes (Perlman) or wheelchairs (Pinon).  That's what always bothered me most about Alien 3 and Alien Resurrection: that there just wasn't enough imagination in them.  Scott's Nostromo is both a nightmarish hanuted house in space and a giant live-in truck, basically sent out there to gather materials and transport them home to Earth, isn't it?  In film, it's pretty much the first of it's particular kind (aside possibly from Dark Star and maybe Silent Running).  Cameron's vision of LV-246 is still unmatched to this day in it's realistic-feeling workaday portrayal of the terraforming colony and far more sprawling and even daring in its tech visions (the anime-like cargo-loaders).

Alien 3 and Resurrection feel been there done that in design and portrayal.  The "wooden planet" from Vincent Ward's take on the screenplay sounded promising, though, if only intellectually (and perhaps an early spiritual sister to Aronofsky's The Fountain).  It must be daunting from a design and storytelling sense to have to come up with a cinematic future like nobody's ever seen before.  The Fifth Element seemed a poppy, happy take on Blade Runner via The Jetsons.  The vision of Zion and the scorched surfaces of The Matrix Trilogy got deeply earthy (literally so).  Right now, the only futurist vision that comes to mind as being somewhat fresh is the one of Spielberg-and-Kubrick's A.I.: Artificial Intelligence.  Love it or hate it, the combination of technology and nature (oceans, fields) paints what feels to be a future within something akin to reason, whereas Spielberg's Minority Report comes fairly close except for the auto-drive freeways and cryo-prisons.

In this way, it's interesting to me that Ridley's gone back in time a bit with Prometheus.  Closer to our (the audience's) present time than any of the Alien films, his concepts of a world between the now and the far-off imagined have me wondering just what ol' Ridley's got waiting for us.  By taking the huge gap leaps through time from Alien 3 and Resurrection out of the Alien equation, he might be giving us something unexpected --  an imagined future we could possibly relate to.  This story might not deliver any forward looking predictions of still-further technical times, but then again this story seems not necessarily to need them.  We'll see our future soon enough.  In both the cinema and reality.

Read all about it:
ALIEN 3 - Vincent Ward's "Wooden Planet"
The Unrequited ALIEN 3
The ALIEN Quartet by David Thompson

Sunday, April 15, 2012

The Cabin in the Woods: Going Deeper

Note to reader: There Will Be Spoilers...  
Continue only if you've seen the film already.

There are three genres of motion picture that I'm typically less than engaged by.
1. War movies.  ("Yay, let's celebrate humanity's ability to destroy itself.")
2. Weepy family drama.  (Don't we get enough of this in reality?)
3. American Horror Movies.


The main reason I have such a disconnect with the horror genre is simple.  For me: it's not very interesting.  Much can be said about the psychological nature of people, the necessity to spin a frightening story and the cathartic need to both feel that fearful excitement and then purge it.  A horror film isn't like reading a scary novel or those moments you might have known as a kid among other kids sitting around a campfire telling stories about the Hook Handed Man or some such creepy crawly oogy-boogy.  To me, those scenarios, when everything is in the imagination, are far more satisfying.  A scary movie seems like a stranger thing, as what scares one person doesn't necessarily scare another, and what scares someone one day won't necessarily scare them the next.  When I was a child I was full of fear, scared of barking dogs and thunderstorms... but not anymore.  Ghosts and monsters and Jasons and Freddies, they never really got to me.  Also, I've never been a big fan of gore, which was a huge horror movie trope of your 70's/80's horror movies and seemed to come back in a big way with the recent crop of bleached-out, grimed-up, slice-you-up-for-no-particular-reason "torture porn" films of the last ten years that just drove the genre down even deeper, as far as I'm concerned.

That said, there are plenty of exceptions of horror cinema that I really do love.  Mostly, it's monsterless regular person-on-person horror (or "psychological thrillers" as the marketing people call them now).  Classic Hitchcock, The Silence of the Lambs, Cape Fear (both versions), The ShiningAudition, The Hitcher (original). What sets those movies apart is the intellectual intent and/or artistry of the storytellers.  There are a few monster offerings that work for me: mostly Japanese offerings like the Ring and Grudge films and the works of Kiyoshi Kurosawa, classic John Carpenter, Alien, the first few episodes of The Walking Dead. And then there's horror-comedy, a tough genre to pull off but beautiful when it works. Shaun of the Dead, Evil Dead 2: Dead By Dawn, ScreamAn American Werewolf in London, even Ghostbusters if you like...  It's just that for everything that comes out of nowhere and revitalizes the genre like Frank Darabont's The Mist, we're asked to sit through a dozen or more weak sauce offerings like the Saw and Hostel movies.

Which is why something like CABIN IN THE WOODS makes me so happy.  It's a great combo of all of the above.  Part psychological thriller (in that the evil humankind can do is a potent tale), part monster movie (love that anarchistic third act) and all comedy, all told with both intellectual intent and high artistry.  It's an all-too-rare thing: a movie that deconstructs genre and takes the piss from the silliest of the horror herd, all while making you laugh and maybe squirm just a little bit.  The tone of the film's poster just above pretty much says it all.

The following are a few things I've been thinking about regarding Cabin in the Woods.  Not so much a review as a laundry list of what the film does right... and other forms of imagination food and unanswered questions that the film opens doors to but never quite explains.

1. Character identification.  For a change, Cabin isn't so much a film in which we as an audience identifies with the teen/twenties victims. (Not for the most part, anyway.)  This time, the characters that are the most identifiable are the tormenters; those in the Bunker.  These guys are the ones who react the way we would - and do - as an audience as they put the kids through the paces.  The already-infamous "Fuck you" moment; the "Take off your top and show us the goods" lines...   These Puppetmasters are the ones sitting in their chairs with their food and drinks, watching things unfold as they in fact create the scenarios. They are the audience and the filmmakers and we can identify with them as both viewers and behind the scenes storytellers.  They have all the answers, and they have all the best lines.  Cabin is the only horror film I can think of right now where we're actually as engaged by those dishing out the horror, as people, as much as those receiving it. If these people weren't heading up the Sacrifice Department of Endtimes Incorporated, one gets the feeling they'd be fun to hang around with. ("You are not your job." -- Tyler Durden)

2. Image narrative. Cabin is one of those movies in which there are a great many narrative references (and so many great referential visuals) that can reward the viewer during his/her multiple viewings. The ability to slow down and go frame-by-frame via blu-ray or DVD will reveal more jokes and details than the naked eye can take in upon a single theatrical screening. Often, a movie can make a lot more money in its home-viewing run than in theaters and the visually joke-packed imagery of Cabin will keep some people entertained, re-watching and studying details of scenes and frames at home, for years (Example: That one shot with all the monsters in their cubes. I look forward to studying that one.) I like to think I'm a fairly together viewer, and I know there are probably dozens of inside jokes that I missed. Gotta love visual-narrative depth.

3. Reverse humor. The first act is nothing less than brilliant, in that all the jokes and lines that are the funniest are actually being told backwards. We're getting the punchlines before the set-ups. We can relate to and understand the humor in a line like "maintenance screws up a lot" from daily experience without being told what business we're in and who any of these characters are. But these lines still work, because they're idnetifiable in a real-life context. And the more info we're given as the film goes on rounds out that world further and helps make these moments and dialogue lines make more and more sense. To tell a joke backwards and a few moments later have it become even funnier than it would be if we knew all the facts beforehand is an unusual style of humor and more challenging and even rewarding. I applaud Cabin in the Woods for that sort of puzzle styled narrative construction.

Odds and ends: The chamber at the end. The one with the blood-filled wall etchings. It's like a missile silo, a long vertical tube at the bottom of which The Ancients seem to be hanging out. Is that platform "The Director" and our Last Two Heroes are talking and fighting on there for a reason? At first I thought "Well, maybe it's acting as a cork to keep the Ancients down there." But it seemed that the Ancients could break through anytime they wanted if they so chose to violate the Pact. Do the bloody wall etchings have a caretaker? Someone to make sure the Ancients know things are going as planned? Sounds like an intern's job to me...

If the Jock thought he had a cousin who bought the cabin but didn't really have a cousin, how did the Company make him think he had a cousin? A hired impersonator or actor like the Harbinger? A gas that makes you imagine family members? Just how long have these kids been on the Company's radar, anyway?

The Company Men (Jenkins and Whitmore) make a lot of references to "Guys Downstairs." (The Ancients) But when the Red Danger Phone rings, I remember someone saying "It's the guys Upstairs." Did I hear this wrong, maybe? And if I didn't hear it wrong, who are the "Guys Upstairs?"

I wonder who originated The Pact with the Ancients and how the monsters are decided upon and conjured/created. And what could the Ancients gain from making a Pact with humankind anyway? The blood in the wall etchings? Respect from or fear from what little of Humankind actually knows that the Ancients exist? If they just took over, they'd get all the blood/respect/fear they want. Until they killed everybody, I guess? Maybe that's why there's a Pact. To ensure future blood/respect/fear for the Ancients. I never understood this about sacrifices made to appease the gods. Sorry for my lack of knowledge regarding ritual.

And lastly, Ancients making pacts with humans... Isn't that a little like people making a pact with ants? Has there been a film or novel in which a world is entirely populated by gods like the Ancients with no humans?

Maybe some of this was all fully explained and I just missed it while having so much fun watching the film. I've always been a fan of the nuts and bolts of world-building in narrative. At least Cabin in the Woods has a depth of mythology to be considered and explored in a fun way. A lot of movies seem unfinished due to the laziness or the lack of care of the writers. Cabin has the extra-added-bonus of giving us gaps that feel as if they've been left for us to fill in the blanks ourselves, challenging us to be creative in our own right, rewarding us by jump starting our own imaginations.

You know... Just like kids sitting around a campfire telling stories. :)


Theatrical
An Evening with Don Hertzfeldt ****
The Cabin in the Woods ***1/2
The Raid: Redemption ***

DVD/Home Video
Running Scared (1986) ****
Some Kind of Wonderful (1987) ***1/2
Futurama: Volume 5 ***1/2
Future Cops (Hong Kong, 1993) ***
Raising Cain (1992) ***
52 Pick-Up (1986) ***
Love at Large (1990) **1/2
Rumble Fish (1983) **1/2
RocknRolla (2008) **1/2
The Dukes (2007) **1/2
Ricochet (1991) **1/2
The Postman Always Rings Twice (1981) **
Enemy Territory (1987) **
Nothing (2005) *1/2

Literature
Brutal: The Untold Story of My Life Inside Whitey Bulger's Irish Mob (Kevin Weeks) ***
Frank Miller's Holy Terror **1/2

Music/Spoken Word
The Best of Bill Hicks ****
Rollins' Choice (Henry Rollins, Blue Note) ****
John Carter (original score by Michael Giacchino) ***1/2
Laserhawk: The Vistors ***
Charlatan: Equinox **1/2

Monday, March 26, 2012

No News, More Reviews...

Theatrical Reviews
Life Without Principle (Hong Kong)  ***
John Carter  ***


DVD/Home Video
Audition (Japan, 1999)  ****
Koyaanisqatsi (1982)  ****
Japan's Tsunami: Caught On Camera (Documentary, UK)  ***1/2
Bram Stoker's Dracula (1992)  ***1/2
Visual Acousitcs (Doc, 2009)  ***1/2
At Close Range (1986)  ***1/2
Kikujiro (Japan, 1999)  ***1/2
The Bank Job (2008)  ***1/2
The Natural (1984)  ***1/2
Chasing Ghosts: Beyond the Arcarde (Doc, 2007)  ***
The Million Dollar Hotel (2001)  *** 
Noriko's Dinner Table (Japan)  ***
Bright Lights, Big City (1988)  ***
8 Million Ways To Die (1986)  ***
Panic in Needle Park (1971)  ***
Moon Over Parador (1992)  ***
Modern Problems (1981)  ***
Family Business (1989)  ***
Take Me Home Tonight  ***
Out For Justice (1991)  ***
Captured (Doc, 2008)  ***
State of Grace (1990)  ***
Nobody's Fool (1994)  ***
Spies Like Us (1986)  ***
Three Amigos (1986)  ***
True Believer (1989)  ***
The Killer Inside Me  ***
Crossroads (1986)  ***
The Expendables  ***
The Outfit (1973)  ***
Revolver (2005)  ***
Iron Man 2  ***
They Came Back (France, 2004)  **1/2
A Prayer For The Dying (1987)  **1/2
Love Exposure (Japan)  **1/2
The Killer Elite (2011)  **1/2
Streets of Fire (1984)  **1/2
Suicide Club (Japan)  **1/2
Quiet Cool (1986)  **1/2
Perfect (1985)  **1/2
Rambo (2008)  **1/2
Tank (1984)  **1/2
What Women Want (Hong Kong)  **
The Legend of Billy Jean (1985)  **
Comin' At Ya' (1981)  **
Breathless (1984)  *1/2


Music/Spoken Word

The Adventures of Tintin (score by John Williams)  ***1/2
War Horse (score by John Williams)  ***1/2
Van Halen: A Different Kind of Truth  ***1/2
Mitch Murder: After Hours  ***
Mitch Murder: Television EP  ***
Mitch Murder: Elevator Music EP  ***
Mitch Murder: This Is Now EP  ***1/2
The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo (score by Trent Reznor & Atticus Ross)  ***
Worship: The Dome EP  ***
Worship: Out There EP  **
Stephen Falken: Phantom Tracks, Volume One  ***
Lazerhawk: Redline  ***
Com Truise: Galactic Melt  **1/2


Literature/Comics
Drew Struzan: Oevure  ****
Spider-Man: Noir (Marvel)  ***
Spider-Man: Noir - Eyes Without A Face (Marvel)  ***
Machine Man: Four-Issue Limited Series (1982)  **1/2